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What do the following acronyms stand for?:

 

>>ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

 

>>AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

 

>>BMW - Bought My Wife / Brings Me Women / Broke My Wallet

 

>>CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

 

>>DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere / Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

 

>>FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

 

>>FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 

>>GM - Garbage Motors / Gluteus Maximus

 

>>HONDA - Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

 

>>HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

 

>>MOPAR - Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

 

>>SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 

>>TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

 

>>VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

>>PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

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Hahahahaaaa...I love the Porsche one

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yeah I thought that was the best one

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HONDA - history of no dramatic accelleration or has no dramatic accelleration

had one never did again

FORD - fucker only rolls downhill (backwards) driver returns on foot

fucked over rebuilt dodge

 

 

i used to have a big list of them on my old computer

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You can do it...it just doesn't make sense really haha, at least mine don't

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vtec- valves tick engines click

 

fiat- fix it again tony

 

I could tell you guys a good pontiac one, although it is quite offensive

 

Jeff

 

 

hahaha. pontiac. yea i know that one too. naughty.

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can we just say it with a disclaimer lol. I want to know!

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^^haha....that could sound good or bad depending on how you take it!

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pontiac: poor old numbskull thinks its a cadillac

 

there is also a substitution with the numbskull part which is very bad.

 

im too scared to say it

 

lamborghini: Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image

 

it sounds stupid, but i saw it somewhere

 

rice: racing inspired cosmetic enhancments

 

ricer: " " " enhanced racer

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