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sweetgrly11 (0:22:13): wow i'm such a pimp in here

sweetgrly11 (0:22:14): jk

sweetgrly11 (0:22:17): that was dumb

 

You have now officially been Quoted :P

sorry, just couldn't resist

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V a n x 3 2 o: i had a dream that i was pissing out doctor pepper...and i could taste it

midgitman71789: i guess that would me a decent piss haha

midgitman71789: might burn a lil

V a n x 3 2 o: a little but it was great

V a n x 3 2 o: fizz piss

 

ROFL

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After finding out about some people spinning at a party in NorCal

 

[00:13] Cody: you know you're norcal at heart when you start worshipping locals more than headliners

 

Damn straight.

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xxzinnizxx (11:15:02 PM): "At least I don't listen to scooter."

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dj sparr0w: like if frequency and guitar hero and beatmania had a threesome, and then beatmania got pregnant, but didnt know who the father was

dj sparr0w: and threw the baby away but kept the afterbirth, and named it DJ hero

 

This, this is so right it should be in every bible.

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FLeChErDsNaSTy (7:55:41 PM): lmao

FLeChErDsNaSTy (7:55:44 PM): win for hotkeys

JinSmyles (7:56:12 PM): dude it doesnt work ive tried a million times

JinSmyles (7:56:26 PM): FLeChErDsNaSTy: (7:55:26 PM) lol

FLeChErDsNaSTy: (7:55:33 PM) Apple* C*

FLeChErDsNaSTy: (7:55:37 PM) Apple* V*

FLeChErDsNaSTy: (7:55:41 PM) lmao

FLeChErDsNaSTy: (7:55:44 PM) win for hotkeys

Jinsmyles: (7:56:12 PM) dude it doesnt work ive tried a million times

JinSmyles (7:56:27 PM): wow

JinSmyles (7:56:29 PM): fuck me

FLeChErDsNaSTy (7:56:32 PM): :)

JinSmyles (7:56:36 PM): I think it might of been the setting or something

FLeChErDsNaSTy (7:56:44 PM): :)

JinSmyles (7:57:25 PM): your just a little fucker

JinSmyles (7:57:26 PM): lol

FLeChErDsNaSTy (7:57:36 PM): lol

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Jinsmyles: (9:18:39 PM) make me a samich?

xxzinnizxx: (9:18:44 PM) nope

xxzinnizxx: (9:18:46 PM) i got cheetos

Jinsmyles: (9:18:53 PM) E-samich?

xxzinnizxx: (9:19:05 PM) sure my e-self will make you an e-sammich

xxzinnizxx: (9:19:08 PM) to which it will be e-mailed

xxzinnizxx: (9:19:11 PM) so you can e-eat

xxzinnizxx: (9:19:17 PM) and e-simulate a full e-stomach

xxzinnizxx: (9:19:31 PM) damn you ravers and your e's.

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[12:31:37 AM] Panther: i get some underage poosay and you dont like her

[12:31:38 AM] Charl3y: joe's black

[12:31:42 AM] Nitro: LOL

[12:31:49 AM] Nitro: hes cock will rip her shit up

[12:31:51 AM] Nitro: by the time u get to it

[12:31:54 AM] Nitro: it will be super stretched

[12:31:57 AM] Nitro: and u wont know what to do with it

[12:31:57 AM] Panther: lol

[12:32:05 AM] Panther: like throwin a hotdog down a hallway

[12:32:08 AM] Nitro: LOL

[12:32:16 AM] Charl3y: so youre saying

[12:32:20 AM] Charl3y: me head can fit in there?

[12:32:21 AM] Charl3y: ill be like

[12:32:26 AM] Panther: LOLOLOL

[12:32:32 AM] Charl3y: the second video of that

[12:32:33 AM] Charl3y: :)

[12:32:35 AM] Nitro: panther needs lots of Lube

[12:32:45 AM]Panther: fuck lube

[12:32:48 AM] Panther: i like it rough

[12:32:48 AM] Nitro: O_O

[12:32:51 AM] Panther: her problem

[12:32:52 AM] Panther: not mine

[12:32:54 AM] Charl3y: ahahaha

[12:32:55 AM] Nitro: you just shove that shit in?

[12:32:57 AM] Nitro: o god

[12:33:00 AM] Charl3y: winnar

[12:33:03 AM]Panther: bitch better be wet

[12:33:06 AM] Nitro: sorry charley, its going to be way to fucked up for you

[12:33:15 AM] Charl3y: whatever at least im getting some

[12:33:16 AM] Charl3y: :)

[12:33:17 AM] Nitro: how could she be horny after that, i imagine it would be painful

[12:33:29 AM] Charl3y: oh shit

[12:33:32 AM] Bombsicle: wow i came in on the wrong part of this one...

 

 

i've read them all now..best one..by far

 

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looking back, i cant remember what we were talking about. Or i guess who is the better word... =P

 

all a joke though haha

 

 

(12:57:45 AM) Darkcloud483: so

(12:57:47 AM) Darkcloud483: ur new picture

(12:57:49 AM) Darkcloud483: wanna explain?

(12:58:02 AM) DreiHarteZero: In a room all night with a bunch of girls. Had some polish, got bored

(12:58:29 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(12:58:32 AM) Darkcloud483: u were in a room all night

(12:58:35 AM) Darkcloud483: and dint have sex

(12:58:36 AM) Darkcloud483: shame shame

(12:58:42 AM) DreiHarteZero: All of them were taken

(12:58:46 AM) Darkcloud483: WTF

(12:58:48 AM) Darkcloud483: u just

(12:58:50 AM) Darkcloud483: have bad luck

(12:58:53 AM) DreiHarteZero: Yeah

(12:58:59 AM) Darkcloud483: u should have just gagged them

(12:59:00 AM) Darkcloud483: and raped them

(12:59:02 AM) Darkcloud483: one at a time

(12:59:13 AM) Darkcloud483: deal with repurcussions later =P

(12:59:25 AM) DreiHarteZero: See, I think in terms of reprocussions, you dont

(1:01:05 AM) Darkcloud483: that is what gets me vagina

(1:01:06 AM) Darkcloud483: lol

(1:01:24 AM) DreiHarteZero: And will get you AIDS someday too ;)

(1:01:27 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(1:01:30 AM) Darkcloud483: probably

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(12:59:13 AM) Darkcloud483: deal with repurcussions later =P

(12:59:25 AM) DreiHarteZero: See, I think in terms of reprocussions, you dont

(1:01:05 AM) Darkcloud483: that is what gets me vagina

(1:01:06 AM) Darkcloud483: lol

(1:01:24 AM) DreiHarteZero: And will get you AIDS someday too ;)

(1:01:27 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(1:01:30 AM) Darkcloud483: probably

 

His stance would be slightly valid if he actually got any vagina.

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Jinsmyles: (2:02:28 PM) RANDOM TRANSMISSION IN 2.5 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinsmyles: (2:02:34 PM) wow

Jinsmyles: (2:02:36 PM) 3.....

Jinsmyles: (2:02:39 PM) 3 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinsmyles: (2:02:43 PM) WOW

Jinsmyles: (2:02:44 PM) .............

Jinsmyles: (2:02:48 PM) 3.5 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinsmyles: (2:03:00 PM) can think straight...

xxzinnizxx: (2:03:02 PM) have fun

Jinsmyles: (2:03:13 PM) TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!

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(2:21:18 AM) melvenorc12: WIAHTJ'

(2:21:18 AM) melvenorc12: ;'S

(2:21:19 AM) melvenorc12: WAIT

(2:21:22 AM) melvenorc12: COMMENT

(2:21:22 AM) melvenorc12: THE FREAKING

(2:21:23 AM) melvenorc12: HAUNTED COLLAB

(2:21:32 AM) Darkcloud483: o

(2:21:33 AM) Darkcloud483: yea

(2:21:37 AM) Darkcloud483: i should do that

(2:21:45 AM) melvenorc12: on youtube

(2:21:46 AM) melvenorc12: and rate

(2:21:52 AM) melvenorc12: and make it at lesat 3 sentences

(2:22:00 AM) melvenorc12: and if you mention me telling you to comment

(2:22:02 AM) melvenorc12: i kieeeel you

(2:22:20 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(2:22:21 AM) Darkcloud483: damn

(2:22:23 AM) Darkcloud483: u read my mind

(2:22:30 AM) Darkcloud483: ugh i wish i read this before i commented...

(2:22:30 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(2:22:36 AM) melvenorc12: I FUCKING HATE YOU

(2:22:37 AM) melvenorc12: COMMENT AGAIN

(2:22:38 AM) Darkcloud483: LOLOLOL

(2:22:44 AM) melvenorc12: IM DELETING UR LAST COMMNET

(2:22:48 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(2:24:33 AM) Darkcloud483: ok

(2:24:37 AM) Darkcloud483: i will leave a better commment

(2:24:39 AM) Darkcloud483: just tell me one thing

(2:24:41 AM) melvenorc12: NOW

(2:24:42 AM) melvenorc12: what

(2:24:46 AM) melvenorc12: what do you need to know?

(2:24:54 AM) Darkcloud483: wtf were u doing in ur clip

(2:24:57 AM) Darkcloud483: i cant watch it slow motion

(2:25:03 AM) Darkcloud483: let me find the seconds

(2:25:04 AM) Darkcloud483: that freaked me out

(2:25:06 AM) melvenorc12: i was doing...

(2:25:09 AM) melvenorc12: you're mom =]

(2:25:10 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(2:25:11 AM) Darkcloud483: fuck u

(2:25:12 AM) Darkcloud483: lol

(2:25:12 AM) melvenorc12: ok im never gong to say that again

(2:25:13 AM) melvenorc12: sorry

(2:25:13 AM) melvenorc12: lol

(2:25:14 AM) Darkcloud483: KLOLOL

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thefateunchanged (2:58:52 PM): Day and night... the lonely shooter loves to snipe your ass at night

thefateunchanged (2:59:00 PM): He's not alone he's playing with his clan

thefateunchanged (2:59:14 PM): He'll shoot your momma and your sisters friend...

thefateunchanged (2:59:16 PM): At At

thefateunchanged (2:59:18 PM): AT NIGHT

 

Aden's theme for Call of Duty lol.

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I was just being random but trance-rckr came up with a reply that turned this into a joke with a punchline:

 

InfusedEMP (10:07:19 PM): so if you were bacon and you were told you were going to die if you didn't escape the sandwich in thirty seconds, what would you do?

InfusedEMP (10:07:40 PM): or more detailed, how would you escape?

trancerckr (10:07:58 PM): yell at the egg "COME ON LETS SCRAMBLE!!!!"

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Had to do it zin

 

xxzinnizxx (12:25:54 AM): its so funny

xxzinnizxx (12:25:58 AM): watching zombies explode

xxzinnizxx (12:26:03 AM): to down tempo house

xxzinnizxx (12:26:03 AM): lol

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I was having a blah type of day, and so I read all 22 pages of this epic thread and cant stop laughing.

 

Thank you everyone for just making my day.

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jinsmyles (8:43:34 PM): I gotta read and your byaaaaaaah

jinsmyles (8:43:39 PM): is distractin lol

IpWn3dUrFaCe (8:43:40 PM): LOL

IpWn3dUrFaCe (8:43:45 PM): aim quote

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(12:43:53 AM) Darkcloud483: Jaynie, does charleys ability to play with firey balls make him good at anything else?

(12:43:55 AM) Darkcloud483: just curious

(12:46:01 AM) l 5RKM159 l: hell yes

(12:46:04 AM) l 5RKM159 l: its all hot

(12:46:05 AM) l 5RKM159 l: steamy

(12:46:09 AM) l 5RKM159 l: and fast

(12:46:17 AM) l 5RKM159 l: it helps him with his stick

(12:46:18 AM) l 5RKM159 l: ...............

(12:46:19 AM) l 5RKM159 l: ...........

(12:46:20 AM) l 5RKM159 l: s

(12:46:22 AM) l 5RKM159 l: when glowstringing

(12:46:23 AM) l 5RKM159 l: :-D

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(12:28:15 AM) Kaylan: Oh did you order glowsticks yet?

(12:28:20 AM) Darkcloud483: yea

(12:28:24 AM) Kaylan: Ass

(12:28:30 AM) Darkcloud483: already did, i didnt have enough money to order witha nyone else

(12:28:31 AM) Darkcloud483: sry sry

(12:28:46 AM) Darkcloud483: if u order today

(12:28:48 AM) Kaylan: Ass hat.

(12:28:48 AM) Darkcloud483: u will get them thursday

(12:28:52 AM) Kaylan: Fuck you.

(12:28:55 AM) Darkcloud483: =D

(12:28:57 AM) Darkcloud483: love u 2

(12:29:02 AM) Kaylan: I need to go to the bank first.

(12:29:24 AM) Kaylan: You'll end up drinking my pee because of this.

(12:29:28 AM) Kaylan: And you wont know when.

(12:29:47 AM) Darkcloud483: o_o guess i shouldn't tell u i ordered over 164 glowsticks

(12:30:03 AM) Kaylan: And eating some of my crap.

(12:30:09 AM) Kaylan: Just a little tho.

(12:30:32 AM) Kaylan: Just enough so I can tell you later randomly

(12:30:43 AM) Kaylan: and you wont notice when it happens.

(12:36:11 AM) Kaylan: 12 dollars shipping

(12:36:18 AM) Kaylan: Craaappp.

(12:37:22 AM) Darkcloud483: how about

(12:37:26 AM) Darkcloud483: i will pay for ur shipping?

(12:37:30 AM) Darkcloud483: and u just owe me 8 $

(12:37:31 AM) Darkcloud483: sound good?

(12:37:41 AM) Kaylan: What?

(12:37:43 AM) Darkcloud483: cause i should have just ordered them with u

(12:37:44 AM) Darkcloud483: anyway

(12:37:56 AM) Kaylan: Ok

(12:37:58 AM) Darkcloud483: kinda my fault ur paying extra

(12:38:08 AM) Kaylan: Deal.

(12:38:16 AM) Kaylan: Im oddering tomorrow.

(12:38:27 AM) Kaylan: And i wont pee in your soda.

(12:41:20 AM) Darkcloud483: LOL

(12:41:25 AM) Darkcloud483: i was going to do that with out the threat

(12:41:26 AM) Darkcloud483: lol

(12:41:44 AM) Kaylan: Ok then I will pee in your soda.

(12:41:47 AM) Kaylan: Perv.

 

 

(12:52:45 AM) Zin: you're like da perfick black man

(12:53:07 AM) Darkcloud483: lol

(12:53:12 AM) Zin: okay im done

(12:53:14 AM) Zin: that sounded too gay

(12:53:20 AM) Darkcloud483: lol

(12:53:21 AM) Darkcloud483: aim quote

(12:53:22 AM) Darkcloud483: thanks

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Between Me and Rorok:

 

10:41:50 PM) Jonathan: lol you florida people

(10:42:01 PM) Rorok: serriously, were the number one state with AIDS

(10:42:07 PM) Rorok: i mean were the number one state with nice beaches

(10:42:16 PM) Rorok: but during spring break theres aids

 

Between Me and Jin-Smylez:

 

(8:45:50 PM) Jonathan: do you have the select tags under the <form></form> tags?

(8:45:53 PM) Jonathan: ??????

(8:45:56 PM) Jinsmyles: first of all

(8:45:59 PM) Jinsmyles: no form tags

(8:46:05 PM) Jinsmyles: and dont we need a button?

(8:46:31 PM) Jonathan: some can use it without it

(8:46:51 PM) Jonathan: buttons though are definatly a javascript thing if the button is not directly a link

(8:46:53 PM) Jonathan: i think

(8:47:12 PM) Jinsmyles: this site begs to differ

(8:47:15 PM) Jinsmyles: http://personal-computer-tutor.com/dropdownlist.htm

(8:47:30 PM) Jinsmyles: with form tags nothign worked

(8:48:41 PM) Jonathan: WHO'S LINDA!?!?

(8:48:45 PM) Jonathan: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!

(8:48:55 PM) Jonathan: WTF?!?!?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING

(8:49:07 PM) Jinsmyles: lol

(8:49:10 PM) Jonathan: AND NOW I FIND YOU IN LINDA'S COMPUTER LAB!?!?

(8:49:24 PM) Jinsmyles: ITS LINDA JOHNSON!!!!

(8:49:28 PM) Jinsmyles: SHE HAS A NAME U KNOW!

(8:49:41 PM) Jonathan: FO MUH GAWD

(8:49:52 PM) Jinsmyles: IM SORRY OK!!!!

(8:50:03 PM) Jinsmyles: U DROVE ME AWAY BY NOT LOVING ME ENOUGH

(8:50:33 PM) Jonathan: COOKING AND CLEANING THE GODDAMN BATCAVE ISNT ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!!

(8:50:58 PM) Jonathan: JUST BECAUSE I DONT DROP MY KNICKERS AND GIVE YOU DROPDOWN MENU'S DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN HOOCH AROUND!!!

(8:51:20 PM) Jinsmyles: THE BATCAVE TAKES FIVE MINUTES TO SWEEP AND VACUUM AND WHATS WRONG WITH KNICKER DROPPING??!?!?!?!?!?!

(8:52:19 PM) Jonathan: THERES A DIFFRENCE BETWEEN DROPPING MY KNICKERS AND BEING ON SKANK PATROL!!!!

(8:52:57 PM) Jinsmyles: WELL U KNOW WHAT

(8:53:07 PM) Jonathan: AND THE BATCAVE IS FULL OF BATS!!!! YOU WANNA TRY SCRUBBING GUANO ALL GODDAMN NIGHT?!??!

(8:53:22 PM) Jinsmyles: U WOULDNT BE ON SKANK PATROL IF U WOULDA DROPPED THEM DAMN KNICKERS!!!!!

(8:53:37 PM) Jinsmyles: AND OUR CARPET IS GUANO SO WHO HAS TO CLEAN IT@@!!!!!!!

(8:54:23 PM) Jonathan: I CAN DO WHAT I DAMN WANT WITH MY KNICKERS FOR FUCK SAKES!!!

(8:54:41 PM) Jinsmyles: FINE!

(8:54:51 PM) Jinsmyles: BUT DONT EXPECT ME TO STAY HERE WHEN MY VAGOO GETS WET!

(8:56:24 PM) Jonathan: YOU AND THAT DAMN LINDA HOOCH CAN JUST BUILD MENUS AND BUTTONS ALL DAMN DAY LONG.

(8:56:37 PM) Jonathan: HOW BOUT YOU JUST </html> OUT MY HOUSE!?!?

(8:57:11 PM) Jinsmyles: BITCH ILL <HREF> THE FUCK OUTTA HERE</HREF>

(8:57:59 PM) Jonathan: GO AHEAD. SEE IF YOU CAN GET SOME <head> WHEN IM NOT AROUND!!!

(8:59:26 PM) Jinsmyles: NING NING NING!!!!!!

(8:59:30 PM) Jinsmyles: just got some....

(8:59:41 PM) Jinsmyles: ;)

(9:00:06 PM) Jonathan: fucking lulz

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(3:13:49 PM) Darkcloud483: ask cleric to update u

(3:13:49 PM) Darkcloud483: lol

(3:13:53 PM) Darkcloud483: we were just talking about u

(3:14:04 PM) Jinsmyles: lol oh i know

(3:14:14 PM) Jinsmyles: I told him if he could get three people to say I should make a solo

(3:14:16 PM) Jinsmyles: I would do it

(3:14:24 PM) Jinsmyles: AND he had to do it in 5 minutes

(3:14:33 PM) Jinsmyles: and he won....

(3:14:51 PM) Darkcloud483: we were talking about u

(3:14:52 PM) Darkcloud483: BEFORE

(3:14:52 PM) Darkcloud483: that

(3:14:53 PM) Darkcloud483: lol

(3:14:57 PM) Jinsmyles: oh srs?

(3:15:01 PM) Darkcloud483: yea

(3:15:05 PM) Darkcloud483: i have time stamps

(3:15:06 PM) Jinsmyles: thats not creepy lol

(3:15:12 PM) Darkcloud483: it isn't

(3:15:15 PM) Darkcloud483: its kinda sexy actually

(3:15:16 PM) Darkcloud483: 3 way

(3:15:17 PM) Darkcloud483: 3 guys

(3:15:22 PM) Darkcloud483: together

(3:15:23 PM) Darkcloud483: one place

(3:15:24 PM) Darkcloud483: all

(3:15:24 PM) Darkcloud483: doing

(3:15:26 PM) Darkcloud483: the same thing

(3:15:34 PM) Darkcloud483: ... you like?

(3:15:37 PM) Jinsmyles: LOL

(3:15:45 PM) Jinsmyles: no fucking wonder ur always in the aim quote thread....

(3:15:47 PM) Jinsmyles: :P

(3:15:53 PM) Darkcloud483: why?

(3:15:59 PM) Darkcloud483: i was talking about glowsticking

(3:16:03 PM) Darkcloud483: wtf were u talking about

(3:16:24 PM) Jinsmyles: doing stuff with glowsticks

(3:16:31 PM) Jinsmyles: i guess you could call it glowsticking...

(3:16:47 PM) Darkcloud483: ask Cleric

(3:16:49 PM) Darkcloud483: he knows best

(3:16:55 PM) Darkcloud483: loads of experience

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(3:15:15 PM) Darkcloud483: its kinda sexy actually

(3:15:16 PM) Darkcloud483: 3 way

(3:15:17 PM) Darkcloud483: 3 guys

(3:15:22 PM) Darkcloud483: together

(3:15:23 PM) Darkcloud483: one place

(3:15:24 PM) Darkcloud483: all

(3:15:24 PM) Darkcloud483: doing

(3:15:26 PM) Darkcloud483: the same thing

(3:15:34 PM) Darkcloud483: ... you like?

..................................

(3:16:47 PM) Darkcloud483: ask Cleric

(3:16:49 PM) Darkcloud483: he knows best

(3:16:55 PM) Darkcloud483: loads of experience

 

 

no.

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