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StringingSilhouette

Glowsticking puns, pick up lines, and jokes

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I'm curious to see if anyone has any good ones. Have at it.

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imo this belongs in sandbox but

 

"hey are you a freehander cuz id let you toss my stick around all night"

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- Glad to see you decided to "stick" around.

 

- Sorry, babe. I don't date chicks who spam the weave (in their hair).

 

- Look at that girl dance. The horrible off-time crossfaded track transition didn't even "phaser."

 

- Hey, you must be a glowstick, because I'd really like to get you isolated.

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- Hey, you must be a glowstick, because I'd really like to get you isolated.

 

That one wins.

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- Can you handle a 15 inch stick?

- Oh damn, my stick is leaking...

- Yeah I was hanging out with this girl last night and she broke my stick when she was playing with it.

- Oh yeah! Six inches of pure delight in each hand!

- She always has a glow on her face as she's doing the corkscrew.

- (In reference to sticks) For some reason the huggies caused leaks, I'm thinking of switching to a different brand.

- Oh man, that crack was so good!

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Is that a glowstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

How would you like to freehand my six inch ultra?

 

You look flexible; let's practice the butterfly.

 

Let's pretend you're a glowstick so I can tie you up and spin you around me all night long.

 

Tonight we should practice our leg wraps.

 

How about I thread your needle with my stick?

 

Her: "Why do you have three glowsticks in your pocket?"

Him: "Only two of them are glowsticks."

 

What's long, hard, and spurts viscous white fluid when excited and hot? A white glowstick.

 

What's a glowsticks favorite hobby? Weaving.

 

What do you call a glowstick in prison? Isolated.

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- Hey, you must be a glowstick, because I'd really like to get you isolated.

 

 

OMG! haven't laughed so hard all year XDD!!!:unworthy:

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You look flexible; let's practice the butterfly.

 

Let's pretend you're a glowstick so I can tie you up and spin you around me all night long.

:o i like those ones they're epic

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- Here, let me show you how to do that without smacking yourself in the crotch.

- Which do you prefer, under the leg or over the leg?

- Six inches is the most comfortable for me.

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- Can you handle a 15 inch stick?

- Oh damn, my stick is leaking...

- Yeah I was hanging out with this girl last night and she broke my stick when she was playing with it.

- Oh yeah! Six inches of pure delight in each hand!

- She always has a glow on her face as she's doing the corkscrew.

- (In reference to sticks) For some reason the huggies caused leaks, I'm thinking of switching to a different brand.

- Oh man, that crack was so good!

 

HAHA this one made me laugh so hard x.x nice set dude!

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since this got necrothreaded by a bot

 

i wanna do under the leg crossers with you all night babe

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Y did the glowstick cross the road? To get his crack

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not really a pick up line but ...

 

guy to a girl:

hey can you show me what a btb straight jacket would look like?

 

hey id like to practice my stalls under your legs ;)

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..........

 

 

Why you should date a Glowsticker:

 

1. Our "sticks" are always 6 inches long.

 

2. We can last for 8 hours.

 

3. We can last for 30 minutes at "high intensity" ;)

 

4. We can even go for 5 minutes at "ultra high intensity" if you want us to. :lol:

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"Is that a glowstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

 

That last one from Cody, made me Chuck Norris

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Lmffao. XD

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- I can't stop tapping my stick!

- I was fingering my stick delicately, considering what move to do with it next.

- (In reference to pinning a stick) Ooh that was so perfect. My stick slid right in there.

- Wanna pin my stick between your legs?

- Here take my stick. Now do the figure 8 until I tell you to stop.

- (In reference to cheap 15" stick) It's firm, yet floppy.

- (Girl to Guy) Wanna thread my needle?

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